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Paige left herself logged in so HERE I AM and FOLLOW ME
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constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

(via r-dragon)

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thefrogman:

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unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

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spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

(via erenjaegrrr)

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sofapizza:

at first I lol’d.but then I srs’d
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You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it.
-Jon Stewart regarding racism.  (via anotherwellkeptsecret)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]
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Teacher:  "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:  Someone told me to go to hell
Me:  Couldn't find it at first
Me:  But now I'm here
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ask-gallows-callibrator:

ghettohipsterhitler:

rare-karma:

xadorkablemarinax:

It started off as expression doodles because drawing dumb faces are fuN BUT NOW I CANT STOP DRAWINg KARKATS sOMEONE HELP

ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR MATESPRIT



This actually cheered me up considerably Im gonna go draw cute karkats now
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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
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shotakingkurage:

sometimes i wanna rp but i know im just gunna be like
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(Source: lenkagarnine, via rockpapertheodore)