I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
"the female orgasm doesn’t exist"
well not my fault your dick game weak
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
seeing submissive characters in dominant roles
seeing dominant characters in submissive roles