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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

(Source: rneerkat, via theassbuttmark)

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askthetitantrio:

Since all my braincells seem to be devoted to school right now and none of the asks in my inbox are jumping out at me, I thought I’d answer this one with a quick tutorial.
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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via louistonlimson)

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citizen:  it's a bird!
citizen:  it's a plane!  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:  it's a metaphor
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wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today
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imzack:

Will: If you’re the Chesapeake Ripper and you know it, clap your hands.

Hannibal: [clap clap]

Jack: Don’t applaud his singing, Hannibal. You’ll only encourage him.

(via levjgarrity)

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Wade being a cutie in Deadpool Kills Deadpool
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howtobeafuckinglady:

ideal spouse 
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